how do i eat a dinosaur? and what would happen if i did?

You look up dinosaur under the troll dictionary, it should be there

You cook Joan Rivers, but there's not much meat on there.

cook it. eat it.

do you really have a dinosaur honey?

Technique, birds are descended from dinosaurs. So, when you eat a piece of chicken you are eating dinosaur....

just eat chicken, its related to dinosaurs...really...look it up.
http://www.science20.com/news_articles/did_dinosaurs_become_chickens

Go back in time

dinosaur cookie.

You can't eat a dinosaur

This has to be a joke XD