Funniest joke gets best answer?

Men!

Three nun jokes.

Two nuns were driving down a lane at night when a vampire jumped out in front of the car.
The first nun held up her crucifix and said to the other nun
''Quick, show him your cross !''
The other nun opened the window of the car and shouted
''Get out of the f*ing road you stupid f*ing toothy f*ing bastard !!''

A nun was having a bath when there was a knock at the door.
"Who is it ?" she shouted.
"It's the blind man" came the reply " Can I come in?".
The nun thought 'blind man' and shouted out "OK".
The man entered .. looked at the nun and said
"Nice ****, where do you want me to hang the blind?"

Three nuns were waiting to enter Heaven
St Peter was there and said that they would have to answer a question before he could let them in.
To the first nun he said "What were the names of the first man and the first woman?"
"Adam and Eve" the nun said.
"OK" said St Peter "in you go".
To the second nun he asked "Where did Adam and Eve live?"
"The Garden of Eden"
"OK ... in you go"
To the third nun he said " As you are Mother Superior I'm afraid that you question is going to be a little harder".
"That seems fair" said the Mother Superior.
"So" said St Peter "What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?"
"Gosh" Mother Superior said "that is a hard one"
"OK" said St Peter" in you go".

Two blondes were on vacation in Rome. One said, "Don't worry, I know a little Italian." The other one said, "Is he cute?" The End.

There's the joke which is credited with killing a man. But you might have to be Scottish to find it funny.

There's a guy coming down the road playing on a bagpipe....... and an onlooker says, "Oh, look at that horrible monster attacking that poor old lady".

And apparently somebody started to laugh and died - it was just too funny.