DO YOU HAVE A REAL GOOD FRIEND?

Yes. I have a few of them.

my Penis... Seriously... we are very close and he never lets me down.

Yes I do. Been best mates from the age of three.

No, they are all dead.

No

My best friend and I grew up together. We have been best friends for over twenty years.

I have 3 true friends.
Which means I've been truly blessed.