am i naked? i cant tell!?

Are the people around you vomiting? If so, yes, you're naked

Go to a mirror, open your eyes. If you look like you, you're probably naked. If you look mostly like the clothes you're wearing, then you're not naked, but probably should be.

Lift up your beer belly and find out.

I'm naked too don't worry.

Go and take a look in the mirror.

you are as naked as the rest of the grey avatars on YA

Yes you are.

Hmm- Neither can I. When was the Last Time You Shaved ?! :o

Yea

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Are you wearing clothes?
If you look down, do you see your junk?
ARE YOU WEARING CLOTHES?

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