You really don't like Shakespeare's works, do you?
Never mind - it's usually appreciated by people with intelligence, education, a love of the English language, a great imagination, a love of the theatre and an artistic soul.
You evidently don't fit that description in any way.
It'll never happen, dear. They are admired around the world and have been translated into many languages. Even if every copy in English were to be destroyed, there would still be plenty of copies in French, Japanese, German, Thai, Malay, Norwegian, etc. etc. etc.