What would happen to me if I had 2 glasses of champagne at 5.30pm and then 3 beers at 12am?

you will be okay unti lyou have the three beers they will put you over .08 depending on your weight you will have to stop drinking and wait 2 hours before under limit again.

your body will oxidize about one ounce of alcohol each hour so the champagne has no impact on what you drink at 12 am.
the 3 beers are 3 ounces of alcohol and that may or may not impair you.

Nothing much, alcohol loses its effect after an hour or so of initial consumption.

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Nothing really. It wouldn't even get you drunk.

You'd be happy.

You'll get drunk

You're going to act really stupid, and I'm guessing you aren't very smart even when you're sober. After drinking that much, you'd have a bloated stomach by the time you went to bed and develop a migraine over time. You would wake up feeling like death. After you wake up, you'll wish you were dead, you won't want to leave your house.

You'd be a human being still I don't know what kind of answer you expect