PLEASE tell me WHERE in the MF HELL
you get the idea that a nonprofit can't make money.
Any nonprofit can bring in more money that it spends.
The law governs what it can DO with that money.
Yes, you can pay yourself a salary,
However,
until you file form 1023 with the IRS and jump through a hundred other hoops, you do not have a nonprofit.
You have a hobby.
Nonprofit Organizations: Myths and Facts
"Nonprofit" Does Not Mean "No Money"
http://www.patomalley-consulting.com/Pages/Nonprofit-Organizations--Myths-and-Facts.aspx