Hockey jokes!?

What's the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match? In a hockey game, the fights are real. Why don't hockey players drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups. Only shake hands with a hockey player cuzz other athletes play with their balls. What's the difference between a fat chick and the Buffalo Sabres? Even a fat chick scores every once in a while! How did the blonde fisherman die? He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni!

Patrik Stefan
Alexandre Daigle
Alex Volchkov

Rick Dipietro

Patrik Stefan
Alexandre Daigle
Alex Volchkov

The Edmonton Oilers.

Why do Canadians prefer sex, doggy style?
So they can watch the hockey game on TV at the same time

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