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1.Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.
Wife: And now?
Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.
丈夫:在娶你進門之前,我從來沒有想過要存錢。
妻子:那現在呢?
丈夫:現在我在想,要是沒有娶你的話,我可以存多少錢。
2.Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year.
Customer: Good gracious! In a year?
Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.
手相大師:你手上的生命線顯示出你還有一年將會死去。
顧客:天哪,一年後?
手相大師:是的,可是我不能說是哪一年。
3.Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!
牙醫:請不要再叫了,我都還沒有碰著你的牙齒啊!
病人:但是,你知道嗎,你踩到我腳了!!!
4.Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.
父親:你今天做了什麼來幫助你媽媽呢?
兒子:我做菜
女兒:我幫收拾殘局。