My dad said that if I touched his Weiner, he'd give me three cookies before dinner! When I touched it, I must have contracted a disease.?

健康性病

[匿名]

2016-02-23 7:05 pm

Now I'm having a hard time breathing and my hands are growing moldy. Not to mention, he only gave me one cookie!

回答 (3)

yet-knish!

2016-02-23 7:08 pm

✔ 最佳答案

It might have been the cookie.

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[匿名]

2016-02-23 7:07 pm

you got poisoned. the antidote is his semen. give him a bj. it works too if you let him come inside you (any orifice will do).

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Summertime

2016-02-23 7:06 pm

STD is no joking matter.

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