What do you think of the new Metallica song?

The best thing they've done since the 90's.

A vast improvement over the last few albums if I say so myself.

That is awesome. I laughed my *** off.

Garbage. They have not released anything good in a very long time. But people who like them will defend them just because they are Metallica. What made them good is in the past, hopefully they release something that was not as bad as their last two albums.