How come when I let Jesus take the wheel that I always get into a car accident?

Because you're not Carrie Underwood.

Jesus never drove a car.

This made me laugh. Because Jesus doesn't exist.

He was drinking too much of his wine before you let him drive.

You don't believe and mock Him, maybe that's why

You should never tell him that you want to "go home." He assumes that you mean heaven.

Jesus never drove. Didn't he tell you? He sailed a boat, but never drove anything with wheels.

Are you the one who asked about Brad Paisley "shagging" Carrie Underwood? Has Whiskey Lullabied you a bit? Remind Me what you're actually asking about. Is it Somethin Bad? Or are you ready to be a Good Girl?

NOT FUNNY FOR THAT GO TO CARS TIRH

His cousin Jorge took the driving test for him.