How come when I let Jesus take the wheel that I always get into a car accident?
回答 (10)
2016-02-16 5:51 pm
Because you're not Carrie Underwood.
2016-02-16 5:51 pm
Jesus never drove a car.
2016-02-16 5:57 pm
This made me laugh. Because Jesus doesn't exist.
2016-02-16 5:50 pm
He was drinking too much of his wine before you let him drive.
2016-02-16 5:51 pm
You don't believe and mock Him, maybe that's why
2016-02-16 5:54 pm
You should never tell him that you want to "go home." He assumes that you mean heaven.
2016-02-16 5:51 pm
Jesus never drove. Didn't he tell you? He sailed a boat, but never drove anything with wheels.
2016-02-16 5:54 pm
Are you the one who asked about Brad Paisley "shagging" Carrie Underwood? Has Whiskey Lullabied you a bit? Remind Me what you're actually asking about. Is it Somethin Bad? Or are you ready to be a Good Girl?
2016-02-16 5:53 pm
NOT FUNNY FOR THAT GO TO CARS TIRH
2016-02-16 5:57 pm
His cousin Jorge took the driving test for him.
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