Best joke you've ever heard go?

It's 1957 and bobby goes to pick up his date peggy sue, peggy sue's father answers the door and invites him in,he asks bobby what they plan to do on the date, bobby politely responds they'll probably just go to the malt shop or a drive in movie, peggy sue's father suggests, why don't you kids go out and screw, i hear all the kids are doing it, bobby is shocked, excuse me sir, oh yes peggy sue really likes to screw, She'll screw all night if we let her, peggy sue comes downstairs and announces She's ready to go, about 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled peggy sue rushes back to the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"

Roses are red nuts are brown
Skirts go up pants go down
Body to body; Skin to skin
When its stiff, stick it in
It goes in dry and comes out wet
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It comes out dripping and starts to sag
But its not what you think its a used tetleys tea bag.

What's the best part about a bj after marriage? The thirty seconds of silence.

Trump for president.

chris+tina = christina