so my friend has explosive diarrhea and it has gone all over the wall. How do I clean my testicles? help?

I don't see how poo sprays and your testicles related. Just go to the restroom, clean your clothes from the spray, and call some cleaning service to clean your friend's mess.

id say buy a sex slave but that wont help the economy so maybe just take a short holiday Syria or get a nice haircut and have a you day hope I helped!!!!! :)

Probably with a fire hose, full blast

just wash it

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Plug in your Troll-O-Matic and let it suck it up.

Flamethrower is your only option.