Can I claim my cats as my children on my taxes?

Only if the cats have their own Social Security Numbers and even if they do you can't claim all nine lives.

Not legally even though they are dependent on you. It is a dang liberal conspiracy. If cats could vote, then you would see Hillary getting down in the litter box with them pandering for votes.

Only if you're a mad old cat lady.

this is probably one of the most ridiculous questions is the person for real at all

Sure, just get them social security numbers.

Only if you are their biological father.

nope but if you are disabled and the animals are support for your well being they can have food and vet expenses deducted from taxes I don't know how.

nope

very funnt

You need to go to city hall and get social security cards for them first if you haven't already.

No.