Bacon contains choline, a nutrient that improves memory and brain development used to treat Alzheimer's. Also what radical Islamofascists fear, it teaches in the Koran that Pork is Taboo to them. I'll remember to put extra bacon on my next burger.
Father ate bacon everyday of his life almost, except for WWII. Only lived till 90, fell and hit his head, that killed him. Didn't even slip on bacon grease.