A Chinese guy whom kinda look like an alien just moved in my neighborhood, he live just next by and I'm afraid if he'll jump off the fence and steal my dog to cook or barbecue him or even worse, eat him raw with chopsticks. What should I do? Gun laws are very strict here in new jersey and I don't want my Poofy become a rice dish.
Thanks for your help, and sorry for any offence I tried not being racist as much as possible.