What is wearing flip flops like when your try to reists arrest?

They usually fall off your feet

ditch the flops and RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!

It's just like trying to run from the cops with your pants waist down around your crotch. Or pretending police brutality doesn't exist in this age of cell phone cameras.

Oops. When I was thinking about something stupid that's seldom done, to use as a comparison, I forgot, a lot of people actually do those things.