How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

A traditional, if nonsensical, "response" to the question is: "Well, If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"[5]

A 1957 Associated Press piece refers to the question as "a riddle which beats the Sphinx, since it's still unanswered".[6]

A more concrete answer was published by the Associated Press in 1988, which reported that a New York fish and wildlife technician named Richard Thomas had calculated the volume of dirt in a typical 25–30 foot long woodchuck burrow, and had determined that if the woodchuck had moved an equivalent volume of wood, it could move "about 700 pounds on a good day, with the wind at his back".[7]

Another study, which considered "chuck" to be the opposite of upchucking, determined that a woodchuck could ingest 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day.[8]

Another proposed response comes from the parody filled video game Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge where the protagonist asks a carpenter the question and gets the response: "A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood."

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As much wood as he wants.