Now that shops and elevators are bludgeoning our senses with this stuff. Any nominations for the worst Christmas song ever?

George Strait's "Christmas Cookies" is awful.
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" should be illegal. In fact, any song by something called "Elmo and Patsy" should be illegal.
"Santa Looked a lot like Daddy" by Buck Owens is painfully hokey.
Let's add "A Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" to the list by Gayla Peevy. What an annoying voice.
Also, throw in "Santa Baby" by Madonna. She completely screws the song up.

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

It's basically a song about bullying, then finding out he has something you need, then everyone's like, "Oh, hey... we were just kidding all those times we laughed at you and called you red-nosed retard. How about helping us out?"

If I was Rudolph, I would chop up all those S-O-Bs and turn them into reindeer sausage.

Have a Cheeky Christmas - The Cheeky Girls

The Bruce Springsteen song 'Santa Clause is Coming To Town'...really, stop playing it please.

all I want for christmas is shite,