It sounds silly because you're missing a huge chunk of the evolution equation: selection.
Evolution isn't a force, or a process - it's a result. If you have inheritance, variation, and selection, you get evolution.
Inheritance is pretty straightforward. Offspring inherit the traits of their parents.
Variation is simple, but it trips people up sometimes. With each new generation, there is variation. Offspring are like their parents, but aren't *exactly* like them, nor are they a perfect blend. Sometimes new traits pop up. This variation is also something that they are born with, not something that they acquire over the course of their life.
Here's where it tripped you up, though: variation isn't directed. It's a little bit of random difference from the parents - an offspring might be a little bit taller or shorter than their parents, or have lighter or darker colored fur, or be slightly faster or slower, etc. The point is that variation doesn't just automatically give offspring what they need to survive. Sometimes it can be beneficial, sometimes it can actually be detrimental, and most of the time, it's neutral.
And this is where the third part of the equation comes in: selection. Nature isn't a Disney movie - more individuals are born than can possibly survive, and death by old age pretty much doesn't happen. Those born with a little bit of beneficial variation are at an advantage, and have a higher chance of surviving and reproducing, and therefore passing on their traits to the next generation. Those with detrimental variation have a lower chance of survival. Eventually, those with beneficial traits will out-reproduce others in the population, and many generations down the road, everyone in the population will have inherited the trait. Repeat many different times, with many different traits, and eventually you start seeing significant change.
It's also important to keep in mind that none of this happens suddenly. Fully-formed, complex structures never suddenly appear - it's a gradual adaptation of a trait, through stages that all have some sort of benefit (even if that benefit is different from the final trait, like feathers being used for display and warmth before they were part of flight). This also means that evolution doesn't deal well with sudden, absolute requirements. When life moved onto land, for example, it gained the ability to spend more and more time out of the water before it lost the ability to stay IN the water. Sexual reproduction evolved and was well established before species lost the ability to reproduce asexually. And so on and so forth.
http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evolibrary/article/evo_01