呵屎英文點講? 1) 我去呵屎 2) 我呵緊屎呀 3) 喂~~~~ 屎呀~ 請翻譯?

1) I got to go to crap
2) I'm crapping
3) oh.... crap!

1) 我去呵屎
Excuse me, nature call.

2) 我呵緊屎呀
I got to go!

3) 喂~~~~ 屎呀
Hey, do you want me to poop my paints, dude!

1. I am going to a take a bowel movement；2. I am having a bowel movemnt；3. Jesus，it's feces；