I ate the little brown flea sized bugs in broccoli?

You will be fine. People all over the world eat bugs all the time.

you won't get either one. Your stomach acid took care of that little bugger the minute it hit your stomach.

Look at it this way...at least you did not consume harmful pesticides.

You eat way more bugs than you will ever know....all canned and packaged food is allowed a certain percentage of bug parts.

b-12 baby. vegans are alive because they eat flesh and blood in low-key ways. dead things go to soil, plants suck the nutrients of compost, they eat the vampire monster plants. this is a f*ucked way of thinking but they are still deprived of enough brain vitamins and minerals, they are erractic in behavior and like being different from the omnivores their dna destined them to be and saying "oh I cant eat that" because they can be the dainty anus rabbits they worship. "ooo I am so cyuuute munching on this leaf hanging out of my mouth, watch my little whiskers move"

No you won't

wtf no youre not going to get the plague, who gets that anymore? just go take a ****

You're not going to get anything. You *got* a teeny bit of extra protein.