What can I call someone who doesn't know Smartphones at all?

a dinosaur

"Not internet addicted"
"has free time to not be bothered"
"spends less on phone service"
"has a life"
"has never got in a car accident because of ***** with a stupid phone when I should be watching the road"

Wow! those are all good things!

I have high speed internet at home and work, I have a regular cell phone if someone desperately needs me. Why would I waste money on a "smart" phone? sounds pretty dumb to me!

a Muggle. lol

Retrotech?
Or maybe just economically challenged.

Technophobe

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First time anybody called me a dinosaur.My 3 year old granddaughter knows about smartphones but I don't.My vision is too limited for these small phones.