I am niall horan?

I couldn't agree more with the previous answer. I am a horse, so I should be treated like one. It doesn't matter that I wasn't originally a horse but now I have decided that I am a big broad shire stallion. I should be treated as such and not discriminated against. Got a carrot?

You identify as Niall, therefore you are Niall, I identify as a postage stamp, you people don't understand the privilege you have, I get so much discrimination from PostageStamp-phobic assholes, they just fear what they don't understand, they hate because they are secretly postage stamps as well, POSTAGE STAMP MASTER RACE, The white man will never keep me down

And that affects us...how exactly?