Do you want to be a consecrated virgin and be married to Jesus for the rest of your life?

I like to live on earth forever. -Matthew 5:5.

No, I really don't. Thanks though.

I'm 25 years old and I'm a virgin, and I've been just fine. My life has been perfectly fine. Sex is overrated, video games are underrated. Personally, I don't think that sex is that cool.

No, I don't.

What? Humans can not marry Jesus. Who is filling your head with this foolishness Mortal???? Do other Humans believe this? MY son says he knows nothing about this.

no i already have a wife

Jesus Gúey Du Garzîa the convicted rapist? Virgin? Are you kidding me?

If Jesus ever existed, he's been dead 2000 years. And he was probably married.