when will society accept me for who I am?
2015-01-19 4:14 pm
Yesterday, when I was home alone, I wrapped myself in a sleeping bag, covered myself in butter, and slid across the kitchen floor pretending to be a slug. It felt so amazing, but then I cried in a corner for several hours thinking, "Why can't they just accept that this is who I really am?!" When do you think society will be able to accept me as the human slug I was destined to be?
回答 (4)
2015-01-19 4:30 pm
When they make a popular TV show about human slugs.
Then everyone will want to be one.
For the time being just do this where no one can see you.
Then everyone will want to be one.
For the time being just do this where no one can see you.
2015-01-19 4:15 pm
Did you add garlic to the butter?
2015-01-19 8:20 pm
Humanity is a confusing and very predictable species. (Unfortunately) Its just the price to pay for being unique, my friend. And in reality, we are all individually unique. And what does humanity do when exposed to something new? They question it. Just stick with it, friend.
2015-01-19 6:08 pm
:0!?!?!?!?!? Okay. You apparently were breast feeded too much, were molested at a young age, have suppressed memories your covering it up for to keep yourself sane, but it's not working, and now you think your a slug and it's helping you get better. Okay, let's get you some more butter.
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