Honest poll :: Why are you here?

It relaxes me with my home situation,as you may know of,and I like the great people on here too,that is why my sweet buddy.

TV sucks
Too cold to go outside
Too broke to go shopping

That is a 50,000 year old question, at least. It would seem human beings get the most from helping others. Ask any volunteer. People might say otherwise, but really, when people are helping others, they seem to benefit greatly themselves. So, I would think that if this question is along the same line of questioning that has been around since the dawn of man, I would think the answer has something to do with helping others.

Would you believe me if I said I'm an agent of the federal government?

Yes because I am bored and wanted to see whats happening. Also to keep in contact with contacts.

Because I really don't want to study. This helps me procrastinate.

Honest Answer; What's it to ya!?

if it is for Yahoo! Answers, i am here because I want to help other people and give them advice. Also, i am bored. I asked a question, but it isnt getting answered yet. I am just patiently waiting. :P

I'm on a treasure hunt for a moronic question like "Did my Ken doll get my Barbie doll pregnant" or "When was the first time man stepped foot on Pluto". -Fingers crossed!

I am here to help the Yahoo community.. like answering this question...

Because That's Y!A time :)

I go on yahoo answers because I like a straight forward answer and not sift through loads of info

Actually I come here when I feel lonely or when I am interested in helping people

I'm here because this is a good place to wake up LOL.

Most of the time, I'm here either to unwind, vent, or truly help someone.

Trying to occupy myself so i don't have to talk to my family on thanksgiving :/ and to distract myself because I'm so hungry and the food is taking forever D;

Isn't it obvious? - to feed the cat, who, in his own mind at least, is king of the universe and master of all things animate and inanimate.

I am here because God placed me here to glorify Him.

Answer a few questions and visit my friends.

I am here to give people information about God.

Only for bat q's , its the only time i forget my worries and be happy :)

nothing else too do right now.

To keep tabs on you.
I'm being paid to do it.

to be recognized for my abilities.

I am secretly hacking everyone's email address.
Don't believe if you want....

To avoid monotony

To try to change the world, but you won't let me.

The Bible’s answer

The question of the meaning of life may be asked in many ways, such as Why are we here? or Does my life have a purpose? The Bible shows that our purpose in life is to build a friendship with God. Consider some of these fundamental truths that the Bible reveals.

God is our Creator. The Bible says: “It is [God] that has made us, and not we ourselves.”—Psalm 100:3; Revelation 4:11.
God has a purpose for everything he creates, including us.—Isaiah 45:18.
God created us with a “spiritual need,” which includes the desire to find meaning in life. (Matthew 5:3) He wants us to satisfy that desire.—Psalm 145:16.
We fill our spiritual need by building a friendship with God. Although the idea of being God’s friend might seem far-fetched to some, the Bible gives us this encouragement: “Draw close to God, and he will draw close to you.”—James 4:8; 2:23.
To become God’s friend, we must live in harmony with his purpose for us. The Bible states this purpose at Ecclesiastes 12:13: “Have reverence for God, and obey his commands, because this is all that we were created for.”—Good News Translation.
In the future, we can experience in full God’s original purpose for us when he eliminates suffering and grants everlasting life to his friends, those who worship him.—Psalm 37:10, 11.

I'm here on Earth at this time to help bring about an era of genuine peace for all.

I'm taking it that you don't just want to know why I'm in this particular place or in Yahoo Answers. Rather: why do I exist at all?

Well, I see it this way. I am here because I am essential to the existence of the universe. If I was not here to witness it (along with trillions of other living beings) what would be the point of it existing at all? If no-one was around to experience it, would it even actually exist?

Because I'm bored lol

I AM HERE TO MAKE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD AWARE OF THE SCENT POLLUTION GOING ON IN BOMBAY CITY INDIA. BOMBAY (MUMBAI) INDIA IS AN ISLAND ON THE WEST COAST OF THE ARABIAN SEA.
UNTIL 10 YEARS AGO WE USED TO GET CLEAN PURE COOL BREEZES FROM THE SEA. NOW PEOPLE ARE BURNING SCENTED RUBBISH LIKE HEAVY INCENSE, CANDLES. SCENTED OILS, SCENT EMITTING MACHINES & HEAVY PERFUMES & FRESHNERS. 24/7

THE AIR IS NOW ALWAYS HEAVILY SCENTED & OILY. WE FIND IT DIFFICULT TO BREATHE & SUFFER FROM SEVERE MIGRAINES, BREATHLESSNESS & SLEEPLESSNESS. PEOPLE DON'T MIND PUTTING THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. IN BOMBAY WE LIVE IN APARTMENT BUILDINGS SO THE POLLUTION ENTERS PEOPLES HOUSES EASILY.

I HAVE WRITTEN SEVERAL REGISTERED LETTERS TO THE HEALTH & ENVIRONMENT DEPARTMENTS OF MY STATE BUT THEY THREW MY LETTERS OUT. MY BODY CRAVES FOR COOL, CLEAN & PURE AIR AS YOURS WOULD FOR CLEAN ODORLESS PURE WATER. SADLY THERE IS NONE.THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE IS NOW 40 TO 45 DEGREES CELSIUS. IT WAS 20 TO 25 DEGREES CELSIUS. I DON'T HAVE AN AIR CONDITIONER.

BOMBAY CITY WAS THE CENTER OF THE TEXTILE INDUSTRY. 10 YEARS AGO, THE WHOLE INDUSTRY WAS DEMOLISHED IN THE NAME OF CAUSING POLLUTION. MANY PEOPLE WERE SUDDENLY UNEMPLOYMENT. NOW THEY HAVE GIVEN PEOPLE THESE NEW SCENTED TOYS TO PLAY WITH & THERE ARE NO LAWS IN THIS MATTER.

I REQUEST GOOD DECENT NATURE LOVING PEOPLE OF THE WORLD PLEASE TELL THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS IN YOUR COUNTRY TO PRESSURIZE INDIA FROM OUTSIDE TO BAN ALL THIS SCENTED NONSENSE & LET THE COOL NATURAL AIR FLOW FOR EVERYONE. IT IS OUR HUMAN RIGHT TO BREATHE PURE & CLEAN AIR.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND EFFORTS IN ADVANCE.

I was told there would be Punch and Pie.

I love a good slice of pie, with a little punch.

to ask questions.
why are you here!

Because I like to make myself and/or other people laugh while answering their questions.
But something I still don't understand to this day is why do people ask completely unnecessary and useless questions on yahoo. Anyway I don't really give a **** I guess.

Because I am alone on Thanksgiving and there is nothing to do. I wish I had some turkey.

Why not?

Because I am bored..

I'm just here because I'm bored and should be doing homework.

because every time some off the wall question pops into my mind the first link that almost always comes up when i ask it is yahoo answers.

To find truth in them thar questions (*.*)

Because I'm working here.

We are here to help those who are needy.

I'm bored

to help people and encourage them.

Because I enjoy replying to pointless questions with equally pointless answers, Kinda sad when you think about it hehe

I'm bored.

I'm waiting for gta v to load

To answer questions as best as I can as always.

to help!!!!!!!!

To kill the time, having fun, and help some on some questionsssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!1 8-)

xoxo

It's part of my daily routine......!!

I'm bored

Why am I here.....my dad was too cheap to buy a condom, that's why I'm here...lol

to find jesus

To give my eggs their break from hanging all day when I'm in standing position. :)

solving problems..

I'm bored

to help people i think

boredness

because im trying to get my mind off of punching someone in the guts

to bring glory to God.

My parents had unprotected sex.

I'm gonna speak it in terms of the "We Are Here" movement: I am on a mission to help people get saved and encourage them into believing in Jesus. I am also here to show the society that women have all the sovereignty to run the world and to show the society that it takes church girls for youthful men to become the gentlemen that they claimed themselves to be, which leads to God bringing them a Lenore (a woman that a man will fall deeply in love with and cannot live without).

to give you answer

gain points to ask a question

to talk to people

I like Vonnegut's answer: To be the eyes and ears of God. Vonnegut was a self-proclaimed atheist, but often talked about God and heaven without irony as though they were things that existed. I think he very much acknowledged that thinking about God this way was unavoidable, probably because of evolution.

Cause I like using Yahoo Answers.

Trying to help people with advice if they have a problem .

I've got nothing better to do.

People want something to do.

Boredom

To answer and ask questions.

I enjoy answering questions here.

Trying to occupy myself so i don't have to talk to my family on thanksgiving :/ and to distract myself because I'm so hungry and the food is taking forever D;

Just killing time.

Cos mummy and daddy were amourous

for money

for points

bored

to avoid facebook... to increase my knowledge... to fill my loneliness (actually after God)

Hi Rainbow Sprinkles!

I came here to show what I know and to help out, to see what others can show me so I could get some interesting things from here. I like helping others so that's what I know what to do.\\\

THANK YOU RAINBOW SPRINKLES!

Because I worth it

to help build society

Cause I want to

Because I needed to ask a question to the Yahoo! masses

To get out some aggression. It comes out friendly however

To voluntarily fulfill my small part in serving my GOD'S Will and Purpose (which I done when I was made into an offender for a word); and now i've been left with the task to write a Book of Rememberance regarding my GOD'S Judgments and to reveal the ancient way of transcendence.

Personally? To prepare my spiritual self for ETERNITY with God.... I'm learning lessons in this 'life' or incarnation, to do so!

living..

For the craic

iam here because god made me and iam suppose to finish my goals

I'm here on Earth at this time to help bring about an era of genuine peace for all.

Why do we have eyes to see? Without eyes the wonder and beauty of life could only be felt. It seems like a gift to enjoy without an answer why.

For fun and realistic answers.

why not?

for good times

To live

I am here because I cant kill myself....

to spend some good time

bcoz i have to do lot's of things from here

i am here to serve God (lord jesus christ) and preach his word all over the world i know cause ho told me so

To share something that I know to someone that needs it

To answer these sort of questions lol

I am here because I am bored.

bc Im bored n feelin lonely n on rare occasions I find a question stunnin

To make women happy.

To know what is yahoo, what happen in yahoo etc

because i love this

I'm here to learn new things from people with real experience, rather than the bull they make you believe on the news or articles

To help others by answering their question and because I'm bored

to play Truth or Consequences.

To spread peace happiness and knowledge throughout the course of my lifetime.

And as to why I'm on yahoo answers hmmm.... I guess I'm just overly curious about almost everything and this is a good place to get answers.

true

im introvrted and this is my escape from the cruel world

share things.

I believe it's because God placed me here

I like boobies.

Just wanna to give answer....

Boredom, but also to give good answers.

find what I want to find

I'm here because I have a paper I don't want to do, and Y!A provides a good distraction

for points

For good times.

Looking for me to look for

collect points

I'm bored

To market and promote

I was born to write this comment: I love you. My life is complete now

if it's for why i'm at yahoo answers it's because I came across this website looking for rat advice for new rat owners :)

To serve with the best

BECAUSE I AM BORED AND THE PEOPLE I AM TALKING TO ARE IGNORING ME

Because here we are.

I'm here because to interact with the people and it's make me happy.

Who knows why, we just are

to get points BABAHA

Just for fun .. !

to lead futuer

i don't know. my life has been nothing but failure, mistreatment, ill health through no fault of my own, tortured on several occasions, no credit for the constructive things i have done, mostly suffering. im not complaing its just the fact of the matter. so who would not want to die in similar condition. and what tops off the worst is that i had an unnecessary urology procedure and can't even **** to get rid of sexual tension, let alone sexual pleasure. i hope i die soon and there is reincarnation. i then hope my next life is at least adequately worth living.

boredom

I'm here because I just asked a question and want to earn more points and help out. You?

well, I am answering this question because I need points
I am here on Earth because of Christ.

I'm here because this is where I am supposed to be thanks to God.

one man

to be truthful, i've forgotten my past 5 yahoo accounts so here i am. but really : i'm here to answer the questions that catch my eye... like this one.

i'm here on yahoo answer because i need help. I'm here on earth because god wants me to

I really like answering questions (:

For fun. I wish I had some booze...

Here on yahoo, I thought it would be fun to see how others think, react to questions, maybe learn new ideas, and just meet new friends. Fun

cause im bored.

wha

The way I took this is why are you on yahoo so my answer to that questions is:
I need help with my chemistry homework

because i likes to

TO KICK SOME ASS

To answer questions and help peoples problems much as I can :)

Why are we here?..... That is a great question and you will get many different answers depending on a persons, lifestyle, religion, upbringing, gender, age, the list goes on and on. Taking a poll on this, and making it effective would require you to capture the responses with each persons demographics. My take is that there is no reason except being a stellar mistake. You are born, you live, you die. What you leave behind is of no importance, overall. If you achieved greatness while you were here (George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, etc.) you will be remembered a great deal longer, but the legacy you leave behind only contributes to an individual while they breathe. The second they take that last breath, your contributions exist to matter to them and nothing they did makes any difference when they are lying 6 ft in the ground. I think if you need a simple answer to this, "we exist to perpetuate the futile effort of existence itself."

"You chose your parents to come into this world to experience extreme Joy, the result of which is expansion of thought, and the basis of life is Freedom" - Ask and it is Given. Seek and you will Find. Learn to appreciate the good, for there is love in ALL things.

so i can get answers whenever i have a question

I am here to read your question,you are so special

Because I don't have a life or friends, and this is the only place I know to go.

someone has to be!

I'm here because it is better than being there.

because theirs nothing to do

to love your mom

I'm here on Earth at this time to help bring about an era of genuine peace for all.

to kill boredom

I'm here because this is a good place to wake up LOL.

points

I'm here because i'm here bruh

So the pretty people have someone to laugh at and make fun of.

To destroy all

Because I'm lonely..

Because I like getting advice from strangers on the internet. :D

to poop

in a hope that i make a new friend here,get to chat,i say i m here for fun & say i like to get & share knowledge here but yea that's true but ultimately i m finding some friendship here like some 1 like my answer,have a talk & best friends...:)

to find some answers!

hello

Boredom

Because I am here.

To give others hope

I'm here to make questions about my life

here i can express what i think about that particular thing..

I'm here because God is not through yet.I've asked myself that very question especially when I'm supposed to be dead doctors told my family to give up hope.So if they tell u that smile and keep going I do.

this iis yahoo answers so the answer is obvious we are to answer a question

WHERE?
Here on Yahoo Answers? TO HAVE FUN
Here living a life on Earth? TO TRANSFORM IT INTO HEAVEN! THAT'S MY MISSION

Because i have't enough time to study but i get any answer from here within short time.

Supermen

for points

it is boring in house so i came to chat

Any problem?

because i am

no

You would have to ask my parents as they made me.

I'm drunk, high and the turkeys are still on, where else would I be?

Why do we exist at all?
In my eyes we are here because God created us. And he gave us one mission after Jesus was crucified. We are here to spread His word. So that the world has a chance to know Him. and what He has done for us.

Just to get familiar with new things and time pass

Because I'm not "there"

i m just doing some work and started google chrome and there was yahoo answer bookmark and i clicked on it and now i here. so i m guessing probably bored or just checking what's up on yahoo answer

I,m here because it,s informative:-)

to improve my knowledge and gain experience

I want my ******* beer

Insomnia

to spend some good time

When i feel boring then i come here.

fff

Define "here".

its the only place where i get answers to my questions

Because i really need something to hang wit :)

to please

to ask a question

I'm here to read the dumb **** that people say. Y!A is better than Springer.

Because my daughter and I needed housing at the same moment in time and it made sense to buy one (cheap) house for both to share in a location convenient for both of us. A couple of years later she could afford her own place, four miles away, and moved out. I stayed, largely out of inertia. I have since spent so much altering it to my own convenience, beyond what I would hope to recuperate by selling that I am more or less obliged to stay here, and at 85 convenience comes before profit as the main basis of my financial decision making. It is also nice for the two of us to live close enough to each other for regular visiting, especially now that she has given me a grandson.

idk

jus killing time...

I go on yahoo answers because I like a straight forward answer. as per my opinion

Bored after work.

welp, theres no new manga updates on the stuff i read and its hard for me to listen to my music while playing video games. after staring into my computer doing nothing for 10 minutes, i came here

because im going insane and I need help

To ask a question.

I am bored.

You wanna know the truth?. Ok im here because i have friends or people to talk to so try to kill my loneliness by helping other people

Honestly I don't know. when i first time hear about Y.Ans I need to do lots of home-work some Engineering math's are really tough that's why i post i question and got answer. But now i don't know really. I think it's addicted me.

To answer your question.

Honest question: Why are you asking this question?

Got nothing better to do, my life is a complete bore, and I'm too dubious to ask my friends to go out

its fun reading silly questions hahaha

To get answers

Well...

I leave Y! Answers open on my laptop beside me so I have something to do while my game is loading between levels on my Xbox360

To take an interest in helping other people and maybe get a little advice myself.

Anybody that would ask me this question, I would answer to Control you....Anyone on the other side of that, I would reply on the lines of just mingling. I like this question, I will throw it back to you, and type, Maybe our Government should ask themselves the same thing.

to protect myself and love myself while I am still living.

It's a good website to troll

Father propagated his genes by impregnating my mother

to know more about american culture

Help folks and learn what I don't know.

To help others by answering their questions.

I'm killing time until I can get on line to do my research project.

Here it's hell and I have to ask what brought you here?

i dont want to help my wife do anything

To torment those who think they are living. Duh.

I'm looking for Mork.

im here because i always wake up here at my desk. naaaahhh j/k!!!! i come to yahoo answers to get answer to questions that end up on google.com a week later or so. some stuff might be there 2 minutes after i submitted my Q here but how the heck did i know it was there?

To find answers for my homework :D

why are you not?

I don't know.

because melons are squeezy fantastica!

I'm bored at work trying to kill time

I want to be a SEO guy.

To have lots of sex!!!!

Nothing better to do.

Because I am work.

This question everyone asks in their life. To me it depends on what religion you are. For example the christian belief is that you were created to serve God.

Idk.

That one i have no answer for

because, it's the will of God and to do the will of him.

The odds of that particular sperm surviving long enough to get to my mothers egg are astronomical. And the odds of life having the ability to even reproduce itself are even more astronomical.

because I'm lonely and want to make friends. :)

Define 'here.' Your question is incredibly vague, as I'm currently multiple places at the same time.