太瘦了.吃也吃不胖.該怎麼辦辦辦辦辦辦辦辦辦

我想當肥宅,可是我不夠胖
I want to be a fat loser,but i not fat enough to be a loser
I want to be a fat loser/ fat nerd, but I am not fat enough.

泡麵,零食,膽固醇樣樣來
instant noodles,junk food,Cholesterol
I eat everything, name it instant noodles and snacks. Everything contains cholesterol.

身材依舊維持在187公分.73公斤der身材
I 've eaten everything can make me fat
However, I didn't gain weight. I am still 187cm tall and weigh 73kg.

媽的我想當肥宅阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿
I want to be a *****ing ㄈㄓahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I want to be a ****ing fat nerd. I *****ing want to be a fat nerd.

誰可以救救我~~~~~~
who can help me~~~~~ (這句OK)

天資這麼差,整天哀怨也沒用的啦!