請由幫我由中文翻釋做英文

Hello everyone! We promote this new USB memory which is promoted recently. This USB memory is unique, it is only sold from our company. This USB has Chinese twelve zodiac style such as tiger, pig, dog, goat and rooster. Also, we can use it to watch time, alarm us and use its count down function to remind us. There is fifty MB in this USB memory. It is safety for you because it has antivirus and password function to prevent hacker to hack in this USB, so you can safe your documents or photos relaxedly. If you buy $500 or above, you can get a Chinese zodiac style of key buckle and 10% discount.

2013-12-28 15:39:03 補充：
你們全部用google翻譯，氣死我了，google翻譯是把每一個詞語拆開再翻譯，整段文字放在google翻譯中翻譯是會出錯的。sog******比較好，懂得改大部分錯誤英語，但500蚊是指500元，即是500 dollars，mosquito是指一隻隻蚊，500 mosquitos是500隻蚊，10% discount 是10%折扣，即是9折，若轉了 90% discount 就變了1折；仲送是指還送，google翻譯不懂甚麼是仲送，就拆開仲和送，仲是口語，沒有英文，翻譯成chung，送翻譯成send或give。

2013-12-28 15:39:21 補充：
coe******全抄google翻譯。還有鬧動的意思是指響鬧，即是鬧鐘功能，trouble moving 是指煩惱移掉，抄翻譯的是會出錯。十二生肖中的動物的英文不是全部一樣的，rat,ox,tight,rabbit,dragon,snake,horse,goat,monkey,rooster,dog,pig.
老鼠不是mouse，而是rat。牛不是cow，而是ox。羊不是sheep，而是goat。雞不是chicken，而是rooster。

2013-12-28 15:39:30 補充：
這是十二生肖的特點。我打這些文字的目的是想你們反省一下google翻譯的壞處和答這類問題時應否全用google翻譯，就算用翻譯，都要自己找出錯處並把它更正。你們用google翻譯竟然不打資料出處，我可以檢舉你們侵犯版權。

Hello!Recently the company introduced a new USB memory left, it only has an exclusive department, came forward nothing to buy
It has only USB Zodiac STYLE, tigers, pigs, dogs, sheep, chickens, etc., there is still time, trouble moving, countdown function
Not merely selling it only has 50MB capacity, as well as all child antivirus password feature, you can prevent hackers into the drain,
Link Link you can rest assured your files saved or equivalent

Now buy over 500 mosquitoes have a 10% discount, Chung send beautiful twelve kinds of zodiac lock finger grip

Hello！ Recently the company launched new USB memory left, yet also exclusive dispute without have to buy
USB 12 Zodiac STYLE, Tiger, pigs, dogs, sheep, and chickens, and so on, there is still time, alarm, countdown function
Only selling point not only to have 50MB, there are anti-virus with embedded password feature can prevent hackers into the leak,
So you can be assured of easy to store your files or

Buy now full 500 mosquitoes a 90 percent discount, Jones Lang LaSalle sent beautiful 12 Zodiac lock buckle

hello!Recently the company introduced a new USB memory, this is also the exclusive on the outside can not be bought
This USB zodiac STYLE, tigers, pigs, dogs, sheep, chickens, etc., there is still time, trouble moving, countdown function
The selling point not only has 50MB capacity, as well as antivirus and password feature, you can prevent hackers into the drain,
So you can safely store your documents or photos

There are now over 500 yuan to buy a 10% discount, more than twelve kinds of zodiac send beautiful finger lock buckle

2013-12-28 00:02:49 補充：
not 500yuan is $500