how do you write a suicide note?

There is no need to suicide and suicide is NOT a choice that a person should ever take. It's worthless.
You can live without anything (except God). So don't try to end life urself. Therefore, you don't need to write a suicide note. I'm sorry I take it seriously.

you don't cuz I don't want anyone to die...

This is how:

Rules for suicide notes:
1) It must be short and simple
2) Good reasons (actually there's no good reasons in suicide)
3) Perfect grammar
4) Good spelling
5) Nice fonts
6) Put it in good places, such as your home or twitter
7) Don't ******* suicide! I'M ******* TIRED OF PEOPLE SUICIDE OF GODDAMN **** SUCH AS THEIR RELATIONSHIPS!!!! SUICIDE CAUSES TROUBLE AND HURT EVERYBODY'S FEELINGS!!!!! Think about it.

Do not commit suicide, You may think your worthless but there is always someone there that cares for you. You might think you will be helping yourself out of tough times but you will end up hurting the people around you.

Really? No offense, but suicide is a wimps way out. Everybody has problems, but most don't kill theirselves. And if you really needed to commit suicide, you wouldn't need to be asking complete strangers on how to leave a note. Just don't do it.

Everybody has problems! Hell, I got 99 problems and suicidal people ain't one. Cuz they NEVER go through with it. Just don't kill your self okay.

-I am REALLY sorry if that sounded mean.

.... Put down the pen or pencil go to the nearest mirror and look.... It's a person who needs help there is help out there and people who care I have scars from the past and medical papers to prove I've tried suicide it's not worth it please your beautiful on the inside and out there's someone out there for you I promise but people do care

Write why your killing yourself and thank everyone important to you in your life and divide your possessions.