英文棟篤笑

1. A Number Joke
Q: Why is 6 afraid 7 ?
A: Because 7 ate 9 !
Becaues 7 ate ( 8 )9 !

2. A Silly Rhyme
Jack and Jill went up to the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack felt down,
And broke his crown;
And Jill came tumbling after.

3. A Funny Idiom
It's raining cats and dogs!
It's raining cats and dogs! ( = Heavy Raining)

4. A Funny Riddle
Q: I have three eyes
But not all open at wide
At the same time
What am I ?

A : A Traffic Light

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