If you happen to be at a river bank & you see a crocodile on the other bank what would you do when you find ou?

If the croc goes for a swim he has the capability to see you the whole time he's under without you even knowing about so if he did fancy jumping out and having human for dinner he would probably be able to do so before you've even got time to s**t yourself haha

What steps would I take?.....Great big ones...

This is the UK travel section. Luckily, we don't have crocodiles in UK.

As with many other things, size is important.

When I was in Darkest Africa, I always obeyed "No swimming because of crocodile" signs.

I would defiantly give up the booze and the dope, if I saw a crocodile swimming in
the river, I live in the UK and love fishing our rivers.

I would be happy to be at the Zoo, and the crocodile would be in an enclosure.

We do not have naturally breeding Crocs in the UK, only those that have escaped from some idiot who thought they were cute as pets!