２０點！信的中翻英 (請勿用網路翻譯，我純粹只是沒時間想

今天我看了以前我們在KAKAO第一次聊天的內容。
Today I read the first conversation we have in KAKAO.

我看到我的英文程度怎麼會如此不好。
I noticed that my English is such a mess.

然後我一直大笑，因為用那樣的文法跟外國人說話，要是我是外國人我一定看不懂啦哈哈哈，謝謝你一直能夠理解我。
Then, I could not stop laughing, because I used such a bad English to chat with the foreigners. If I am a foreigner, I will not understand it. Hahaha! Thankyou for understanding me.

時間過的好快，我發現我們認識三個月了耶：）
Time pass really fast. I noticed that we already know each others for 3 months :)

真的很喜歡跟你談話，即使你是那麼的遙不可及，但我感覺很踏實，每次都讓我放輕鬆好多。
I really like to chat with you, eventhough you are so far away from me, but I feel ease and relieved everytime.

抱歉小感性了一下。
sorry for the emotional expression.

可能是最近在我身上發生了很多事情吧。
Maybe is because there are too many things happen to me those days.

我才咬不到你呢～
I can't bite you this far~

疑？咬你真的不會很難嗎？對吼！你是超人！那你飛過來給我咬啊～
What? It will not be hard? Oh ya! You are a superman! Then, fly to here and let me bite you~

我才不想為了接觸槍而在瑞士當兵呢，看你那樣好辛苦，我一定死掉啦:'(
Never will I serve as a soldier in Switzerland just for the contact with guns. You seem to work so hard, if it is me, I will be dead :'(

2013-05-12 20:40:14 補充：
我昨天會想哭，是因為最近生活壓力和工作有些大
The reason why I want to cry yesterday is because of the heavy pressure for daily life and job.

加上我怕找到不乾淨的房子（怕有幽靈的意思）
In addition to that, I am afraid that I will find a haunted house as house.

2013-05-12 20:40:32 補充：
因為七月份在台灣有一個習俗是，七月鬼門開，然後那些"好兄弟"可以回來飽餐一頓
(os ... 是這樣解釋嗎?我也不知道-.-)反正就是會有很多靈魂可以回到陽界?
In Taiwanese custom, July is the month for ghosts. The ghosts will come back from hell to eat people's spirits.

2013-05-12 20:40:51 補充：
我每次搬家都會失眠，也許缺乏安全感，畢竟我是一個女生。
Every time I change the dwelling place, I will have insmnia, maybe is because of the lack of the sense of security, in fact, I am a female.

我到希望是你兩年後跟我說 ~ 你沒有忘記我們要一起去日本的約定 :)
I hope you will say that you never forget our commitment of travelling to Japan together.

2013-05-12 20:41:49 補充：
其他在意見……

2013-05-12 20:42:09 補充：
你知道我住在哪裡的 :)　你可以寄張假裝被我咬的照片哈哈，或者是你要開視訊讓我咬^0^
You know where I lived :) You can send a photo with you acting like I bite you, or you can let me bite you on the web conference^0^

你的新照片，不像殺手，像是間諜哈哈。
Your now photo does not look like a killer, but a spy. Haha

真的.....翻譯機真的兜好奇怪。

小心網路翻譯機的答案，真的用來回信會很糗的。

Today I read in KAKAO before we chat for the first time.How do I see my level of English is so bad.And then I always laugh, because that kind of grammar to speak to foreigners, if I was a foreigner, I would not know what, hahaha, thank you, you have been able to understand me.Time goes by so quickly, I discovered that we have known each other for three months, Lord:)
Really liked talking to you, even though you were so distant, but I feel very at ease, let me relax a lot better all the time.Sorry little sensibility.Could be many things happened to me recently.
I can't bite you then ~The suspect? Bite you really not hard? ROAR! You're Superman! Then you fly to bite me Ah ~
I don't want to touch a gun while in Switzerland as soldiers, look at you so hard, I must die ' (