Did Jesus just show up?

Yup. He didn't phone ahead or anything. He just showed up in my kitchen. Didn't even bring nachos. I was all like, “Hey, what kind of Second Coming is this, anyhow?” He merely raised an eyebrow, so I continued, “Did you even bring some salsa?” He frowned slightly then went over to look in my fridge.

“Hey, Son o' God,” I shouted at his back, “I've got twelve bottles of spring water in there. Don't you dare turn them into wine.” He just shook his head and continued looking. Finally I said, “What are you looking for in there?”

"Intelligence," he replied.

"In the fridge?"

"Well," he responded, “I looked for it everywhere on the internet and figured I might have a better chance in here. Oh, look, you have hummus!"

Jesus Gonzales just brought some guac over.

No, he is the hope of the ages, and details of his life were given before he manifested so that people can believe he is the Son of Father Yah, Psalm 22.

well Jesus is watching over us all as we speak

Not yet..but he will be here soon

Yep !! He is right here with us ! Right NOW !! Why do you think 21/12/2012 was not the end of the world ? Maybe he had came back in times and saved us. Perhaps he had helped his 7 Archangels got back their strength in times and stop the Satan destroying the Earth .He knew who the Satan was !! He had spiritually defeated the Satan.

Here is the proof:

As we ALL knew , Satan is a LIAR !!! She cames by many names : She made people think , She was a " He" so she can easily blame is on the " Father" .Everytimes she create a " Dissaster on Earth" . She blamed the " Father" ( Our GOD) did it !! Our Father is the CREATOR , Not the DESTROYER like the Satan !!!! She was once a fearsome figting and high ranking Cherybim Angel ( one level below GRANDGOD). Whose betrayed our GRANDGOD and up rised against our GRANDGOD, but got defeated by our GOD ( The FATHER) and GOD ( The SON) Archangel Michael or Jesus Christ , If you prefered !!!! And got kicked out of the Heaven by Archangel Michael.( God the SON)!!

Allah = All Liar
Buddhish= Bull S.h.i.t
Lucifer.
Samuael ( Falling Angel)
Tempter ( Falling Angel)
Virgin Mary
Mother EARTH
GOD Mother
Quan Yin
Bà Chúa Sứ.......and many more !!!

Any female GODS , Their SOULS got controlled by the Satan !! Anythings to do with VIRGINITY is associated with the Satan !!!!

And I dont like to tell you this, But she is also our spirtual mother !! That why in Christainity we never mention GOD ( The Mother), because of the Negative Energy in the TEACHING !!!! Too much Negative Energy the DESTROYER will take over and controll the Universe. The Massive SUN in our milkyway Galaxy That is the 4th Heaven, That is where our GRANDGOD live. And probally the Big Bang Theory is our Higher GOD !!!!

DID you know that a blackhole in the distance Galaxy is the " Pass Away" of one GOD .....Our GANDGOD 's Brother !!!!.....That's why Astronomy and Religions goes hanh in hand and Science is just one of the belief thus a religion which can be proven by our sight and mind. But Religions are proven by our heart and spirit . Now you know why scientist can not see from religions point of view and vise versa Religions can not see from the Scientist point of view !! In order to see and understand the Universe ( possible Multiverses) we need to use all our senses and our feelings. Give your heart and your LOVE to GOD and talk to him through PRAYING and RESPECT . He will answers you !! He will teaching you everythings you want to know !! He will give you interlectual by asking and talking with him or his ANGELS !!

Cheers and Good Luck !

sphere ........Love you ALL ! GOD BLESS !!

P/S: DEAR my Muslims Friends ...... Isa .....is not Jesus, but the shadow of Jesus ...THE DARK side of Jesus ....which means I ( am) Sa (tan)..... Remember !! Aggressiveness, Black dresses, VIRGINITY, false promiseses, Lying are associated by the works of the Satan !! Therefore when you die for Allah . You will be rewards with money and 72 Virgins , which is Clearly a FALSE promise. Even though The Satan capable of controll the mind and souls of 72 Virgin Girls to became your wifves. Your already in HELL !! How are you going to enjoy it. NOTE that Satan is a very smart falling Angel with full of magic and tricks . She knew very man heart and desire. Therefore we can easily fall into her trap. Once you fell in her trap , your souls belong to her. Your soul can not go back to the HEAVEN , we 're once belong !!

No he doesn't exist so no showing up