唔識作文(英文)(120字以上)

咁簡單都唔識作?
120字容咩易呀?
唔識作都自己是但整篇文出黎啦...
你用翻譯器又好點都好過抄啦...
你上黎搵人幫人地比篇文你抄有咩意思?
咁簡單英文都唔識日後點算呢...

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咪咁勞氣, 佢連中文都寫唔掂, 由細到大, 都係嚟知識抄功課, 直到大學畢業.........

---The Eng.Composition in Secondary school--the most exciting thing and the funniest thing120 for 5 marks!!!!!!!-----
All should be written in Present Tense..There is still some Tense Exercises for your work!!!!!------
Secondary school exciting things have been plenty yet I'll write in Sport Days only. They are all drug-taking and get secret helping from the group8. They are really excited at the prospect of winning the 1200m racing. They all get too excited by the sight of the other 7 in secret helping and of drug effects!!!!!! An excited crowd of teachers+students(peers), officials gather around them to suspect of discover something. It can be seen I'm the only well-trained athelet to win.They all are nervous or bodily upset and unable to finish the game at all.
----I can finish, with excitement, at no.1 the champion in Sportsday!!!!!!!Exciting thrilling causing me great heart-failure in excitement in 5 marks for 120 words--as well as your complain from "Giselle"!!!!!Don't try to plagiarize someone else's ideas from me again; whether you know how to write a compo. or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of Secondary school funniest thing,there are plenty amusing stories recalled.The funniest one I've ever heard in class every year is the story telling day.Each one talks from the platform and "oral presentation" of course the funniest story not from TVB. But if a hole be dig on sc ground I seen I would have gone burrowed under the tunnel excavating my facial out.I am really embarrassed and hence try used my i-phone5 to cheat in case I'm speechless and can't be heard;But then all my classmates(peers) saw the funnyside of my i-phone5.So I got the lowest mark---What so funny?(170 words)