英文笑話和迷語

What has a mouth and a fork but never eats?

A river.

什麼東西有張嘴還有叉子，但是從來不吃東西？(河流)[河流有河口及分叉處]



What has a hand but can scratch itself?

A clock.

什麼東西有手，但是卻沒辦法抓癢？(時鐘)


2012-01-17 21:36:42 補充：
america china not enough{猜成語}

*美中不足

2012-01-17 21:37:24 補充：
http://www.room.url.tw/joke-d-all.htm

2012-01-17 21:39:13 補充：
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/ann0103s/24722506#

2012-01-17 21:41:09 補充：
1.It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
(它比神還偉大,比惡魔邪惡。窮人有它,富有的人需要它,而若你吃了它,你就會死。這是什麼東西？)
A:nothing(沒東西)

2012-01-17 21:41:28 補充：
2.At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
(在夜晚,它們不用拿就會出來,在白天,它們沒被偷就會不見。它是什麼？)
A:stars(星星)

2012-01-17 21:41:52 補充：
3.The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it never knows that he's using it. What is it?
(製作它的人,是販賣它的人。買它的人,不是用它的人。用它的人,永遠不知道自己在用它。它是什麼？)
A:coffin(棺材)

2012-01-17 21:42:35 補充：
4.What English word has three consecutive double letters?
(在英文單詞裡,哪一個單詞有三對連續的相同字母？)
A:bookkepper(圖書管理員)

2012-01-17 21:43:18 補充：
5.You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
(你會把它的外面丟掉,煮它裡面。然後你會吃它的外面,然後丟掉它裡面。它是什麼？)
A:an ear of corn(一穗玉米)

2012-01-17 21:44:10 補充：
6.I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I touch,
Will soon turn red.
(我永遠是餓的,我永遠需要被餵。碰到我的手指,很快就會變紅)
A:fire(火)

2012-01-17 21:44:39 補充：
7.Each morning I appear
To lie at your feet,
All day I will follow
No matter how fast you run,
Yet I nearly perish
In the midday sun.
(每天早上我出現在你腳下,整天都跟著你,不管你跑多快。在中午時,我幾乎死亡了。)
A:shadow(影子)

2012-01-17 21:44:54 補充：
8.My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
(我的人生可以以小時來計算,我生來就是為了被吞食。瘦的話,我很快。胖的話,我很慢。風是我的敵人)
A:candle(蠟燭)

2012-01-17 21:45:12 補充：
9.Three lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks.
(我有三種人生。我溫和到能夠輕撫皮膚,輕到能夠撫摸天空,硬到能夠切割石頭)
A:water(水)

2012-01-17 21:45:30 補充：
10.What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?
(當你把黃色石頭丟進紫色的水流,會發生什麼事？)
A:It makes a splash.(它會濺起水花)

1. http://motranslator.mysinablog.com/index.php?op=ArticleListing&postCategoryId=47390

2. http://www.room.url.tw/joke-d-all.htm

呢2個網都有好多英文笑話..
仲有埋中文翻譯=]
希望幫到你^^

2012-01-09 17:25:33 補充：
1. http://www.weigo.url.tw/easy/english/riddle.htm
2. http://hk.knowledge.yahoo.com/question/question?qid=7007091702341
3. http://tw.knowledge.yahoo.com/question/question?qid=1611020105567
呢幾個網有英文謎語