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Q: What looks like an elephant, walks like an elephant, but weighs nothing ? A: An elephant’s shadow Q: What type of jam you never put on bread ? A: Traffic jam Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights. Q: Why does the pony cough?
A: He is a little hoarse ! Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with! Q: What is Father Christmas /Santa’s surname ? A: 何 ( He said ‘ Ho, Ho, Ho ‘ ) Q: What did the banana say when the elephant walked on it ? A: Nothing…... bananas don’t talk ! Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor ? A: Because it wasn’t peeling very well !
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