誠徵電影"破事兒"中"公德心" 陳冠希的全英語對白

陳：I’m a good person女：What?陳：I’m a model citizen.女：Give me an example.陳：Yeah, O.K. Whenever I go to a public toilet like in an office, café or restaurant, and I see shit stains, I will clean them up. I will aim and I will try to wash them off with my piss. And then I flush.女：Eww… That’s so disgusting. And it has nothing to do with being a good citizen. I think you’re just bored.陳：Nah, you tripping gal. It’s got everything to do with being a good citizen. Imagine how them toilet cleaners feel, facing them shit stains every single day. So, I piss and I clean. Two birds one stone. Look, I’m not the one who left them shit stains. I’m just trying to do a dirty job for the greater good for men. I only clean them with my piss, you know, I will never use my hand to clean it. That’s nasty.女：I don’t do things like that. Does that make me a bad citizen?陳：No. Not at all. No one is gonna blame you, at least I won’t. You are a woman, I ‘m a man. You sit to piss, I stand to piss. Like Spiderman said: “With great power comes great responsibility.”女：I just can’t believe all that. I think you’re just bored out of your mind and want some kind of entertainment.陳：No, girl. If I was bored, why would I go to a god damn dirty toilet, I come to club and chill with beautiful women like you. That’s why I’m a model citizen. To those toilet cleaners, I’m their guardian angel.