急~要做一份 5min既英文presentation請幫忙~

To all you 泥水佬 out there please listen up! Heree are some safety rules I want you to take note and comply to :

One, all work equipement provided to you must be maintain in good working condition. If anyone of you find your safety helmet does not come with a chin stripe or your safety belt is too loose. Please go to the store after this breifing and exchange for new ones.

Two, if you're handling chemicals e.g : container that has a skeleton head and a cross bone, you're to wear safety googles to protect the eye and it's your duty to draw this piece of item from the store.Three, in case of fire or any injuries or any emergency, you're to use the designated escape route (over there) and you're also reminded not to obstruct, litter, shit, urine, eat or sleep at anytime on this escape route. First offender shall be kick on he butt and second will roll over by our 60 tonne road flattener. If you life isn't precious to you don't make other die because of you.

Lastly, I want to tell you guys I'm on X'mas leave from now till next year
so... don't disturb me or even call me, I'll be enjoying my second honey moon with my secret girlfriend in Bahamas. May may god bless all.
Merry X'mas everyone..
Thank you!
(lol)

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http://www.hkenglishstudy.info

希望可以幫到你!