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Shopping In China01)Aman went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts For hiskids. 02)Hewent to a shop and found a nice looking CD player.03) Waryof buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happen ifthis does not work?'04) The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign inEnglish that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.05) Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player andreturns to his hotel.06) Hetried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would Not evenswitch on.07) He quickly returned to the shop and asked for arefund or an exchange For another unit. 08)Whenthe shopkeeper refused to give either, the man Points to the sign assuringhim of a guarantee.09) The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are inChina . We read from Right to Left!