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目前是半成品，還沒加入特效，另外就是文章內容都是自己打的，可是上一次我看文法書是七年前的事了，我現在的英文能力只能溝通不能書寫（遮臉）
所以我想請各位英文高手幫我糾正一下文章內的文法與錯字，雖然我不能請各位吃鬆餅，不過我可以拿20點給一位回答得最正確最用心的人，謝謝大家。
Eienstein loves to play poker!
According to a letter we got recently by anonymous man who named Gimmy Lee and lives in the apartment beside culture center always wears green T-shirt with cartoon picture, 5’7 tall and 132.2 pounds, 27 years old but still got no girlfriend. He said in this letter: “I saw Einstein every weakens in a restaurant which named ‘2F, No. 1’ plays poker with some famous people like Confucius, Marilyn Monroe or Newton, etc”.
We sent our reporter to the restaurant '2F, No.1' where beside Kaohsiung Culture center, near the starbucks, upstairs second floor of Bao-Dao glasses store, it's a restaurant with many table games like monopoly, chess or something you will never heard. Our reporter waited for three weakens two hours ten minutes and sixty-nine seconds and saw Einstein came in last night.
He came with Nicolas Cage and George Walker Bush, they seem like good poker-friends. Our reporter asked if he could join their poker game and they're fine with it. Our reporter had find out Eienstein is good at playing poker, he uses some principle of third law of thermodynamics to win the poker games all the time, Nicolas says he never win the poker games, but he loves to eats Waffle cake with condensed milk.
Unfortunately for Einstein and fortunately for our reporter, Drunker got the lucky number of "8888" to win the poker game last night. Einstein said happily :"It's been 55 years no one win me."
更新1:
順帶一提 drunker是記者的名字
更新2:
再再順帶一提 如果可以的話，把文章內容修順一點會更好:p