where can i buy a female slave?

It's not legal to buy anyone. That said, there are people who are into the whole master/slave thing; it's quite complex and before you become a master in the truest sense you need to be taught by another master because there is a whole psychological relationship thing going on here that can be very good or very bad; there is no in between.

Craigslist...you can get anything on there.

it's never legal.

I've got 5 in store, what are your specs?

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you don;t buy them, you get hooked up with themthrough BDSM chatlines,

Afghanistan?

Sure. You will have to go to the land of Palestine, and there may be some time travel involved, but I think you could have one. He (or she) will probably not speak your language, and they may resent you. What do you intend to do with them? By the way, according to Jewish law, you have to set them free after 6 years.

Just be careful of the ones on E-bay though. Shop around for the best deal before you settle on the one you like.

Ask Steven Seagal.