翻譯一篇極難的英文文章 (高手請進)

請盡量翻譯以下文章為中文，我看極都看不明。

On an incontrovertibly, providentially cloudless Sunday, Zyzzyo,
a drastically vainglorious zoophytologist,
withdrew his inconceivably ostentatious edifice superciliously
and sanctimoniously, devoured nourishments imperturbably,
and confronted insurmountably obnoxious environmentalists
remonstrating heterogeneously. Preternaturally consternated,
he incommoded them exceedingly enigmatically,
notwithstanding, acquired abhorrently contemptible obloquies.
With consequentially invigorative indefatigability, he berated them
contemporaneously.

Afterwards, Zyzzyo devastated the philanthropic benefaction
receptacles and jeopardized obstreperous omnibuses
catastrophically. Indispensably, he was imprisoned irreconcilably.

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