Eng Writing (250 words) help!!

Advices for Magazines
# Well we are here to give you a helping hand and ensure that your first date is so fantastic
# get to and stops the enviable issue of whose turf you have your first date on
# important to choose the right venue to make your companion for the evening see what a fantastic person you really are
# A pub or bar is always a good idea because if the date goes terribly wrong all you have to do is have one drink and then run off before they can order the second round.
# It's also a winner in respects of the menu which mean if your date is going really well you don't have to move anywhere to have some tasty food.
# If you're date's looking bored, than maybe you should just let fly.
Reasons for dating
▽ goofy but rakishly charming
▽ flirts with _____ at a party one spring
▽ doting on her for her mixed-race beauty
▽ eventually convincing her to go on a date that ends in a candlelit, makeshift love shack in the basement of his apartment building.
▽ physical attraction
▽ conflicting personalities
Start going terribly wrong
Incidents
▽ 被發現自己曾經bullied a white sycophant/ 認錯人.
▽ 被發現自己 is just another backstabbing friend
▽ gets offended by your off-colour joke or doesn't want to say two words to you over dinner,
words for that
▽ *ordeal * *blasphemy * extravaganza
▽ spew (v.)
▽ lose reliance
▽harsh and judgmental
▽ cried bitterly
▽ bursting into a flood of tears
▽ stamping furiously on the floor
▽ clenching hands
▽ happiness, love and excitement are symbolically annihilated by this.
▽ laborious work
▽ she said in an imperious tone
▽ eyes swivelled
▽ I am gullible.
▽ whine at you
▽ said fervently

2009-11-25 22:59:17 補充：
如果你想整FUNNY D 可以話:
Date goes terribly wrong!!
Oh Dear. What can I say? I had arranged to meet this Chinese lady (I've no idea what her age is but I expect it's pretty young, like 20 to 25 or so) for a date yesterday afternoon at 2 o'clock.

2009-11-25 22:59:20 補充：
Ah, anyway, about 11 that morning, she sends me an e-mail to ask what I wanted. "What do you want?" she asks me.

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