translate this

Oh...no no no......=_=
His/her English isn't very good here, and this guy is pretending his/her English is so good.....there're some mistakes..
For example :
1.) "jealous" should be "jealous".
2.) "If yes," is crazy, it should be "If you are," or "If you say yes," .
3.) it should be "to teach you better English" .
4.) "If not," should be "If you're not," .


There's a lot of errors here.....so don't be so shocked and say "this guy's English is so good !"......The fact is not.

He or she was simply insulting you. The English was poor and had no class, not worth learning what he or she was trying to say.

Translate the essay as below:

很高興能成為你的攻擊目標......你是否妒忌我的天資呢？如果是的話，請改變一下你的語氣，可能我會考慮教導你一些優質的英文。若不是的話，不要老跟著我的屁股走，返回你的狗窩去吧！

這傢伙的英語十分厲害！

我不大明白他要對我說什麼。

請為我翻譯所有的東西成中文或是廣東話。謝謝。

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祝您好運!