summarize the bible for me in 3 words?

The greatest Bestseller

Lies and fables.

Epic fairy tale.

piece of ****

Middle Eastern Mythology

i believe it.

Obvious Fairy Tale

load of ****

Modern day mythology.

Total bullshit fantasy

Load. Of. Crap.

How about 2 lines using 3 words?
Load of Crap.
Book of Lies.

God loves us --

full of bull

The Living Word........ go in peace..... God bless

ancient tribesmen controller

gives morals purity

Load of tosh.

Fantasy, supernatural, debatable.

God's Instruction Manual

How about three letters: POS

Jesus loves us.

most important book

start middle end

Do not worry

God Loves You!

Truth, Faith, Joy
(If I may Add Another Three)
Truly Meaningful Experience

-God Bless-

'Word of God'

God's Kingdom coming

written by man

Best fairy tale.

believe or burn

Thy Kingdom Come

astrotheological literary hybrid

primitive minds only

singleminded God interpretation

Adult fairy tales.

Crock of $hit

Sin, Jesus, Death.

love never fails

The bible is a determination of training and historic activities from the an prolonged time that describe necessary truths with regard to the organic order of human life and habit, alongside with metaphors and different gildings at situations for occasion the factor. ------- My 50 be conscious rationalization is above. that's only an upload-on i'd decide to share. Noah's Ark? Remnants have been got here upon extreme up on a mountainside of what would have been a boat geared up long until now, carbon dated to with regard to a similar time as geologic study has printed that there grow to be a extensive earthquake and tsunami interior the southwest mediterranean. yet another one -- The forbidden fruit? that is guy's information that he can rationalize.

All teaching true

it's God's Word

Canon of Scripture.

God's word.

proof of God

Jesus saves souls.

Read-it-yourself

there 3 words....

Sin, love and salvation.