You have to be clever to work in advertising ( Joke )?

Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to put it today?
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the Load
Abbey National Condoms - Because life’s complicated enough
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going..
ESSO Condoms- The eye of the Tiger
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you just can’t stop.
Burger King Condoms:- Home of the Whopper.
Goodyear Condoms For a longer ride go wide
Ronseal Condoms - does exactly what it says on the packet!
Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard!
ON digital condoms - Plug and Play !!!
L’Oreal condoms - Because I’m worth it
Pepsi Condoms - Taste the difference
Coca-cola Condoms - The real thing.
Guinness Condoms - Good things come to those who wait
Polo Mint Condoms - The one with the hole
Muller Condoms - Pleasure without the pain