My wife is naked on the floor...?

get off the computer and show her a good time you nerd.

Bang her unless she is really fat and ugly.

Sorry but is this the first time you have seen a naked woman that you needed to tell the whole internet about it?

Well if you need to ask us what to do then youre not much of a man.

HAHA! F*ck her. She'll probablly enjoy it.

answer mine?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20090308215409AAmGuqI&cp=2

If she's conscious, get off the computer and ask her what she wants.

If she's unconscious, check for a pulse and call 911.

what do you mean? after work you come home and she's waiting for you? What?

If you mean like right now she's naked, you better pay attention to her. If you don't she may find someone else who will appreciate her and her needs.

Grow up and use some imagination.

just leave her alone. she would get off the floor when she feels like it.
she has all the rights to lie on private indoor floor naked, ok?
you could lie down next to her if you wanna keep her companied.

Its obvious that she's wearing a robe made from the finest silk.

I cant believe this...
Your asking people on the internet how to make your wife happy.
Shes obviously waiting for you so stop wasting your time on the computer and go to her.
Do whatever she normally enjoys. Or what you enjoy.
so go have fun.

Enjoy.....

if your not joking then why are you at the computer get down on the floor kiss her and ask her ... if she seems in a 'naughty' mood you know what to do if shes not giving any signals of that then i dunno just talk to her or something

Try and wake her, if she doesn't respond cover her with a blanket and call 9-11