簡單嘅..eng 搞笑嘅story....唔該...好趕..

hahaha...well.....i got one~
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

[if you don't understand]----> 個女人將佢丈夫所有嘅錢轉去自己個 account...然後再寫張支票比佢個丈夫....that means....個女人可以用D錢(因為佢個丈夫都死咗...張支票永遠都唔會過錢).....又可以完成佢丈夫個心願....又無講大話....一舉兩得....hahahaha...

One upon a time,a little lazy pricess called Mini.
She was beauty but lazy so everyone didin't like her.
King think a idea about her.

King called Mini and said" If you lazy, I called you Pink."
"Oh!I like pink!I need to be lazy!"